Me (Ayane) vs. WatchedOpossum6 (Kasumi)
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Aug 21, 2014 at 4:25 PM
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Dutch Samurai
Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate, Online lobby match, Xbox 360
So I get in a ranked match with this Opossum guy. His Kasumi beats my Ayane 3 straight rounds. Cool, good game and all. But after EACH of the 3 KO's he does Kasumi's little cherry blossom twirl taunt and proceeds to do her 8p+k jump onto me. I'm like, "Really, dude? I don't even know you and you gotta be all rude like that?!" So I try to avoid him for his unsporting behavior, but he sends me a lobby invite. All right. I'm posting this as a little retribution. I even wrote a little verse to mark the occasion. For those who don't care for poetry, just read the first letter or punctuation sign of each line to get the gist of it.
Found you in Ranked, but I find you quite rude.
Undaunted, I ask, "What's wrong with you, dude?"
Continuously taunting, stomping Ayane at will...
Kasumi herself said, "Enough overkill!"
Yes, my Ayane was beaten; that much was certain.
Oceanside though, YOU and KASU were hurtin'!
Undeniable victory! I just did this nerd in
!!! Possum is roadkill. Play's over; draw the curtain!
So I get in a ranked match with this Opossum guy. His Kasumi beats my Ayane 3 straight rounds. Cool, good game and all. But after EACH of the 3 KO's he does Kasumi's little cherry blossom twirl taunt and proceeds to do her 8p+k jump onto me. I'm like, "Really, dude? I don't even know you and you gotta be all rude like that?!" So I try to avoid him for his unsporting behavior, but he sends me a lobby invite. All right. I'm posting this as a little retribution. I even wrote a little verse to mark the occasion. For those who don't care for poetry, just read the first letter or punctuation sign of each line to get the gist of it.
Found you in Ranked, but I find you quite rude.
Undaunted, I ask, "What's wrong with you, dude?"
Continuously taunting, stomping Ayane at will...
Kasumi herself said, "Enough overkill!"
Yes, my Ayane was beaten; that much was certain.
Oceanside though, YOU and KASU were hurtin'!
Undeniable victory! I just did this nerd in
!!! Possum is roadkill. Play's over; draw the curtain!
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