Feb 12, 2016 at 10:03 PM
Ever wondered how Ryu Hayabusa puts food on the table for his dragon ninja clan? Well I found the answer whilst wondering the streets of Kamakura with the GF the other day. Turns out, he whores himself out to children's toy companies whom use his name as a brand for various kid's trinkets.
If you're wondering why I look and sound tired, it's because I was. Working 7 days a week as an English teacher for 4 year olds does that to you. Even to the almighty ninja bear!
But seriously, there's something a bit perplexing about a character who's well known for dismembering and mutilating hundreds of people (including terrorists with children, pleaing for their lives) being used on the front cover of a children's bubble toy. I'm assuming the company that sells these swords just found the picture on google, used some photoshop and slapped Hayabusa on the box without Tecmo's concent, completely unaware as to who he is.
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