Hot DOA Guy/Gal Discussion thread.

Julius Rage

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This thread isn't exactly helping put out the stigma this game has...and you all wonder why the FGC laughs at this game so much.
Instead of everyone going around defending the game saying "It's not about the TNA, it's about the gameplay." We should just embrace it and say "This is a great fighter with roster full of dime pieces."

There's no point in hiding that fact, it's like me pissing on your head and telling you my Dick is a thunder cloud. That would be ridiculous and lying to people about what DOA isn't is just as ridiculous...laughably so. We should just shrug and own it.

Lisa could piss on my head all day - whatever it takes to get a peek at that vertical smile.
 

VirtuaKazama

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Lisa could piss on my head all day - whatever it takes to get a peek at that vertical smile.

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That came to my mind when you said that.
 

Koompbala

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This thread isn't exactly helping put out the stigma this game has...and you all wonder why the FGC laughs at this game so much.

I don't, I can play the what if game all day. Well if the game was that then blah blah, or if the game did this then blah blah. Sex appeal is every where over time Chun Li has been showing more of those thunder thighs. 2D's in general is littered with loli's and furries. Then SC actually have costume packs called sexy packs. One TTT2 pre order icentive was swimsuits. In DoA 5 I don't know why Sarah is wearing some trunks in that swimsuit outfit. She got a skimpier outfit in VF5: FS. Resident Evil 5 the first shot you see of Sheva is her ass then it shows her face. Only controversy behind that is its racist and the die hards complained about it being too actiony. It being sexist was never a big story. Whenever I hear something bad about the Witcher its never about the full frontal it shows.


I think the downfall of DoA is they advertise sex appeal more so than mechanics. The advertisements insinuate, "hey look at our sexiness". People buy the game specifically look at all the sex and say oh hey "you see! you see! its all about sex!". The 2nd problem I believe is its graphics. Its to real looking the more real it looks. The more it looks like porn. Rather than "haha cartoon sex!". Also the DoAX Series needs to get scrapped thats definitely not helping anything. If they wanna keep DoAX then they need to separate DoA from it entirely. Then come up with a completely new sexy cast that will never be in DoA. Then make John Cena the new main guy in DoAX cause that guy is a joke. Anyway this thread is not ruining anything.


As a side note there's a Raansu in the TYM community. He was bitching in the tier list discussion thread of MK. Its bickering like this why we're not respected, or Injustice if this Scorpion dlc is true Injustice will get branded MK vs DC 2. I assure you threads like this isn't the problem. People that hate on this game. Wouldn't even make it as far as seeing this thread to hate on it.


Instead of everyone going around defending the game saying "It's not about the TNA, it's about the gameplay." We should just embrace it and say "This is a great fighter with roster full of dime pieces."

There's no point in hiding that fact, it's like me pissing on your head and telling you my Dick is a thunder cloud. That would be ridiculous and lying to people about what DOA isn't is just as ridiculous...laughably so. We should just shrug and own it.

Lisa could piss on my head all day - whatever it takes to get a peek at that vertical smile.

Again would internet thumbs up if you mentioned anyone but Lisa.
 

Brute

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Hayabusa, and I ain't even gay. Considering that violence gives me a stiffy and Ryu can slaughter way more people in way cooler ways than anyone else in the cast, it's not hard to see why.

For girls (based purely on looks), Ayane, Lei Fang, Hitomi.
 

Xernuht

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This thread isn't exactly helping put out the stigma this game has...and you all wonder why the FGC laughs at this game so much.

Hilariously, DOA could actually up the ante and get the guys in on it!
Seduce the ladies with the sweet baritones of Hayabusa, Rig, and Bass!
Play up the eye candy with skimpy dude swimsuits! Go all out with the tiny speedos! (sure, it may suck to be one of those completionist types and go all out for every last banana hammock, but still!)
For those weird people who enjoy old men, throw in an unlockable Gen Fu!
And just to make sure no one can call 'sexist', make both dudes and chicks available in the same game!

... I'd probably buy this just to appease my inner crack-shipper.
 

Raansu

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As a side note there's a Raansu in the TYM community. He was bitching in the tier list discussion thread of MK. Its bickering like this why we're not respected, or Injustice if this Scorpion dlc is true Injustice will get branded MK vs DC 2. I assure you threads like this isn't the problem. People that hate on this game. Wouldn't even make it as far as seeing this thread to hate on it.

TYM?

Edit: I don't follow MK nor do I like it, but out of curiosity I googled it because I've never seen my name taken pretty much ever. I'd like to think my tag is pretty unique.

http://www.testyourmight.com/members/

I searched Raansu and Ransu and found nothing. Well, there goes some possible fun I could of had. Please don't lie like that again.
 

Pocky Yoshi

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Rig sometimes makes me think hitman+apprentice from starwars=rig. He's attractive for a man and I'm not gay.
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Kokoro always gives me that warm and fuzzy feeling despite the fact she doesn't exist.
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Alpha 152 probably tastes like Strawberry Jam, but then maybe not....
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Helena may not be my type of lady but imo she's the epitome of grace.
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Ayane is my second favorite behind Kokoro. Cute like Kokoro but more on the badass sexy side.
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Kasumi is why I even bothered to pick up DOA series. It wasn't the obligatory boobs, it was that red hair. I have a thing for them.
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Speaking of redheads, Mila surprisingly gets me fuzzy too. Aside from girls like Sweet Kokoro and Sexy Ayane, Mila's tomboyish hardworking makes cute ol Hitomi look like child's play haha.
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Bottom line, I don't hate any of the ladies of DOA. I mean, you all are lucky you don't get Pyrrha Omega from SCV. Dislike that wench...
 

Raansu

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Raansu

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You don't say?

And here it thought it was Super Mario.

I say that because Tekken is at that point of success that it just doesn't really matter what it does. Even when they released the swimsuit stuff, no one really said anything about it, but with DoA it was front page news for gaming sites because DoA has that stigma.
 

Brute

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I say that because Tekken is at that point of success that it just doesn't really matter what it does. Even when they released the swimsuit stuff, no one really said anything about it, but with DoA it was front page news for gaming sites because DoA has that stigma.
Exactly. I think what others are trying to say is that even if the community miraculously ignored the sex appeal in DOA, that infamous stigma would stick with the franchise anyway. If that's true, it doesn't really matter what the community says or does, and thus we should just behave towards that aspect like any other community would.

If that stigma can be shaken, it must come from TN. But, that seems to be the last thing on their agenda with their DLC focus, prices, and stupid six-axis functions.
 
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