Kayaker Sinks into Marsh | "Sarah, Help Me!"

OHHHHHHH SARAH HELLLLLLP MEEEE! MY KAYAK'S SINKING!!!!!! SARAH!!!!!!! NOOOO! iT'S TOO DEEP! NEEEEH! iT'S TOO DEEP! ehhhh neeeeh AHHHHH OHHHH MY GOD I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! SARAH! Ohhhhhh SARAH!

OHHHHHHH SARAH HELLLLLLP MEEEE! MY KAYAK'S SINKING!!!!!! SARAH!!!!!!! NOOOO! iT'S TOO DEEP! NEEEEH! iT'S TOO DEEP! ehhhh neeeeh AHHHHH OHHHH MY GOD I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! SARAH! Ohhhhhh SARAH!

L O FUCKING L HAHAHAHAHA