So far this is what I thought of on the bigot sandwich.
Its gonna be a foot long. With sliced steak strips, 2 deep fried beer battered chicken, thinly sliced boiled pork belly (skin off), mozzrella cheese, a layer of turkey cold cuts, ranch sauce, onions, mayo on bottom bun, and sloppy joes on top. Its sandwiched by 2 slices of sour dough bread with the crust off. Untoasted of course.
Neighbor: "Fuck this shit. I mow my lawn and I the GAWD of martial arts! Face me fool and I will destroy you!"
@Uberprinny : "Wait, what the hell are you doi-"
DOA ANNOUNCER: "Ready... FIGHT!!"
*The Neighbor jabs but Uberprinny holds the punch and does an Izuna Drop. ON THE NEIGHBOR'S LAWN*