I'm expecting the next patch to be an actual game (DOA5U)... Tengu, Ein, Leon, and playable Samus in bikini. Oh beat still my heart.
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I'm sorry, i just pictured Samus in her armor, and it reminded me of Nicole.
I always laughed when reviews and adds kept referring to Nicole the Spartan as another "gorgeous beauty added to the games female lineup".
because 1) She looks identical to master chief. So apparently he was a gorgeous beauty.
and
2) Even considering what she looks like under the armor...she is fully filling out that armor. She's a freaking tank. As in, she's more likely to look like Bass than Tina under there.
At least Samus' armor is relatively form fitting.
Editing to make it topic relevant:
I really do think they should add in a new character with the Spartans old signature moves, like they did with mila for leon's takedown.
Hell, maybe just have it BE Nicole without armor. No more "Spartan", just "Nicole".