"Why isn't my character moving?" he says as i push the buttons for him. "Those four buttons are for punch, kick etc & these arrow buttons are for moving your character" i say. "Oh i understand now" he says while his character still remains idle.
Free Step Dodge
Keved
Rawbietussin
Haha, my mom used to do that a lot on other games that she'd lose 1 round and give back the controller.