Free Step Dodge

You will like it after an offline session, which needs to happen eventually.

Why should anyone sell you on 5U when you don't care for it anyway? You either like it or you don't.

This sounds more like a: "My mind is already made up that I don't like it, but feel free to give me another reason to complain about it to you."

So no. I won't be indulging that and I pity the fool who does.

Listen assholes, I am genuinely trying to give the game a shot. I feel like enough people like the game that I should too but every time I try and play it myself, I run into the same walls as always. I think it may simply be a case of "I'm doing it wrong" so I was asking to be pointed in the right direction. Thanks for not being dicks about it!

Well, How are you "doing it" to put things in perspective?