If you're still clinging to a life, you'll have to sacrifice that before you can become a hardcore streamer.
I'm sure if you repeat the joke a few thousand more times, someone will find it mildly amusing for half a second.
Am I not allowed to make counter jokes when confronted with the same, redundant joke repeatedly? I wasn't aware that the rules of comedy were so arbitrary. INB4: "It's a rhetorical device, not a joke." It's a joke.