The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

[ColonelColver]

would you take anyone seriously if they got out a "kawaii milk" condom? I'd be too busy laughing to even have sex tbh

I'd be like, "awww that's cute, now let's get busy." ;D

 

[Yurlungur]

I'd be like, "awww that's cute, now let's get busy." ;D

you're 12 why are you having sex LOL

 

[Pink Nitro]

You just said that to Eliot's biggest fan.

Don't worry, boo. I still love you.

 

[ColonelColver]

you're 12 why are you having sex LOL

IT WAS A HYPOTHETICAL.

Don't worry, boo. I still love you.

I'm not sure whether to be offended or ecstatic. I'll be both.

 

[Pink Nitro]

IT WAS A HYPOTHETICAL.

I'm not sure whether to be offended or ecstatic. I'll be both.

Good choice.

 

[DestructionBomb]

Well to begin with, Leon wouldn't be using a condom.

He's too strong for disease.






Also, anyone wants to attempt a quick challenge?

Play this with your headphones on max late at night in your bed with the lights shut off and proceed to look left and right constantly.

 

[Rubedood]

Good to hear Nyo's coming out soon. Looking forward to trying her.

New outfits are stupid as usual, and not surprising in the least. At least I'll save some money not getting them.

 

[Awesmic]

Just randomly throwing this out for no Sega-related reason whatsoever...

 

[David Gregg]

Good to hear Nyo's coming out soon. Looking forward to trying her.

New outfits are stupid as usual, and not surprising in the least. At least I'll save some money not getting them.

Yes honestly if I see another nurse or gym uniform I'm throwing my laptop out my window but I will admit that I like her cheerleader uniform. Mostly for the color scheme and I like her red wings.

 

[Aerospark]

*sighs* Nobody ever takes Eliot seriously. That's why a time skip needs to happen in DOA6 so that he and new generation of characters can take over.

A timeskip and a completely new roster is the last thing this game needs. It needs to stop being the absolute mess that was DOA5's "story" and it'll start seeing the light.

 

[Yurlungur]

Is it just me or all helena mains gay males, i s2g (well expect project bokuho) but dear god can someone prove me wrong?

 

[DestructionBomb]

Is it just me or all helena mains gay males, i s2g (well expect project bokuho) but dear god can someone prove me wrong?

I think you are wrong here. I can use her but I ain't gay.

EDIT: Oh wait, you said "Mains".

Still wrong though ahaha.

 

[Number 13]

It needs to stop being the absolute mess that was DOA5's "story" and it'll start seeing the light.

The "story" was a mess well before DoA 5. All DoA 5 did was throw a different coat of paint to present the story in MK9/Injustice style narration.

 

[DestructionBomb]

you don't main her, that's the difference lol
i meant people whose first go to character is helena

I know, I added EDIT in edit before you wrote that. Still...I wouldn't necessarily say "all" Helena mains are gay. That's a weird thought lol.

 

[Chapstick]

Helena is the true gay icon of DOA, there's no disputing that

 

[Aerospark]

The "story" was a mess well before DoA 5. All DoA 5 did was throw a different coat of paint to present the story in MK9/Injustice style narration.

At least it was enjoyable before DOA5.

Helena is the true gay icon of DOA, there's no disputing that

She's rich, she's elegant, she's pretty, and she's walking through collapsing burning tri-towers. She's everything I aspire to be.

 

[DestructionBomb]

I don't see her wearing some type of rainbow belt though.

Elegant yes.

Gay theory? Dunno what to tell you there.

 

[Yurlungur]

I kinda want make a list but i feel like it will put a good portion of people on blast so i don't want to do it :c

 

[DestructionBomb]

A list of what exactly?

 

[Brute]

Helena is extremely popular with gay players.

Why? I have no idea. But gay players do seem to like her a lot.