Orange Pork

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  Orange Pork

• Jun 13, 2012

I can't believe I just said Brad Wong instead of Brad Burns. I need my damn DOA5 already.

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  Orange Pork

• Jun 13, 2012

I thought VF5 online would be all Akiras. 100 matches in.. not one Akira. But 50 fucking Brad Wongs. How long must I crouch jab?

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  Orange Pork

• Jun 4, 2012

Can't wait to suplex some zombies in RE6 while listening to 8701

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  Orange Pork

• May 29, 2012

So DOA5 might actually have decent offensive options. Me likey.

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  Orange Pork

• Apr 29, 2012

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and wonder what it's like to not be so adorable.

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  Orange Pork

• Mar 29, 2012

Four days straight of no one answering Koei's customer support line. On the plus side, the hold music is from Dynasty Warriors.

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  Orange Pork

• Mar 23, 2012

Remember kids, whenever someone tells you not to eat Chinese food for breakfast, remind them that 1.3 billion Chinese people do every day.

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  Orange Pork

• Mar 22, 2012

Every time I see the "We are Fighters" banner I sing "We. Are. Farmers. Bum dabum bumbum bumbum."

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  Orange Pork

• Mar 22, 2012

I wish DOA characters spoke their native language like in Tekken so that every time Hitomi gets KO'd she'd say ACH MEIN LAMEN.

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  Orange Pork

• Mar 19, 2012

Some mall Chinese places sell orange shrimp instead of orange pork. The shrimp, while delicious, is vastly inferior. Accept no substitutes.

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  Orange Pork

• Mar 15, 2012

Shoutouts to Panda Express.