Sammy-Fu Jun 24, 2016 When people keep talking about Raidou being Honoka's father or grandfather and i'm just sat here imagining Honoka with Raidou's beard.
When people keep talking about Raidou being Honoka's father or grandfather and i'm just sat here imagining Honoka with Raidou's beard.
Sammy-Fu Jun 23, 2016 You know why Honoka has salad jokes? because she's going to mix the shit outta your faves and shove a cucumber up their butt for domination.
You know why Honoka has salad jokes? because she's going to mix the shit outta your faves and shove a cucumber up their butt for domination.
Sammy-Fu Jun 22, 2016 Friend: When are you not Helena in clam bikini? Me: When I'm Honoka in her yellow bikini. B) Friend: That's not what i meant at all....
Friend: When are you not Helena in clam bikini? Me: When I'm Honoka in her yellow bikini. B) Friend: That's not what i meant at all....
Sammy-Fu Jun 8, 2016 *Tecmo celebrating Marie Rose's birthday on Facebook* Me: Cool Beans, when is she actually gonna age, tho?
*Tecmo celebrating Marie Rose's birthday on Facebook* Me: Cool Beans, when is she actually gonna age, tho?
Sammy-Fu May 1, 2016 Friend: If DOA was real, all the male characters would be arrested because they would be popping boners from grappling girls. Me: BRUH.
Friend: If DOA was real, all the male characters would be arrested because they would be popping boners from grappling girls. Me: BRUH.
Sammy-Fu Apr 28, 2016 Tecmo, If you are going to keep doing guest characters for DOA just remember, Fatal Frame is your friend.
Tecmo, If you are going to keep doing guest characters for DOA just remember, Fatal Frame is your friend.
Sammy-Fu Apr 27, 2016 When you play survival and and a VF character beats you down with those tiny slow punches and you there's nothing you can do about it.
When you play survival and and a VF character beats you down with those tiny slow punches and you there's nothing you can do about it.
Sammy-Fu Apr 26, 2016 *Watches someone unbox a Marie Rose mousepad* Bruh. *Watches the mousepad get caressed* BRUH *Watches her boob get squeezed* Hello, police?
*Watches someone unbox a Marie Rose mousepad* Bruh. *Watches the mousepad get caressed* BRUH *Watches her boob get squeezed* Hello, police?
Sammy-Fu Apr 25, 2016 *Uses Honoka's dragon kick and watches her slide in the air never come down* .....Whelp. *Puts pad down* That's my session done for the day.
*Uses Honoka's dragon kick and watches her slide in the air never come down* .....Whelp. *Puts pad down* That's my session done for the day.
Sammy-Fu Apr 24, 2016 *Tina bounces onto the stage in OMG mode* Dad: "what the fuck is wrong with her boobs!?" Me: It's DOA, Son! I ain't gotta explain shit!
*Tina bounces onto the stage in OMG mode* Dad: "what the fuck is wrong with her boobs!?" Me: It's DOA, Son! I ain't gotta explain shit!
Sammy-Fu Apr 23, 2016 Playing DOA with friends and one of them decides to pick Marie Rose's swimsuit outfit *Stares at him for 5 minutes, no words just blinking*
Playing DOA with friends and one of them decides to pick Marie Rose's swimsuit outfit *Stares at him for 5 minutes, no words just blinking*
Sammy-Fu Apr 22, 2016 To the person making all the Honoka and Raidou fan fictions, you must be stopped at all costs. Earth will never be ready for your tyranny.
To the person making all the Honoka and Raidou fan fictions, you must be stopped at all costs. Earth will never be ready for your tyranny.
Sammy-Fu Apr 20, 2016 ....""Is mayonnaise a fighting style?" No Honoka, Mayonnaise is not a fighting style. "...." Horse raddish is not a fighting style either.
....""Is mayonnaise a fighting style?" No Honoka, Mayonnaise is not a fighting style. "...." Horse raddish is not a fighting style either.
Sammy-Fu Apr 19, 2016 Getting schooled by Zack in a clown outift is like an asian child showing his exam grades to his parents and the results are all F.
Getting schooled by Zack in a clown outift is like an asian child showing his exam grades to his parents and the results are all F.
Sammy-Fu Jan 17, 2016 Some people need to be taught a lesson......*Applies for a job position as a biology teacher*
Sammy-Fu Jan 8, 2016 Spider Man just caught Christie and handed her over to the police outside my house, no jokes. Guys i can't believe what i'm seeing. ;DDDDDDD
Spider Man just caught Christie and handed her over to the police outside my house, no jokes. Guys i can't believe what i'm seeing. ;DDDDDDD
Sammy-Fu Jan 7, 2016 Marie Rose's skirt broke upwards at my friends house and it was the funniest shit i've seen in my life, it would not go back down at all LOL
Marie Rose's skirt broke upwards at my friends house and it was the funniest shit i've seen in my life, it would not go back down at all LOL