Good thing you made this status and not an actual thread like the other new members
Free Step Dodge
KasumiLover
Chaos
Welcome to FreeStepDodge! lol
Project Bokuho
Oh hai! Welcome to FSD! We have milk, cookies, just frame knees and #MakeDOAGreatAgain hats! 
Forlorn Penguin
Damn. I can already tell I'm not gonna like this asshole.
Awesmic
Welcome. And I'm sorry for your amnesia. I'm sure you'll get your memories back.
Hazard
(Insert unfriendly comment here showing the bad side of FSD)
DestructionBomb
Damn. I didn't want to believe the rumors but looks like it's true.