I'm making it official.
NEW FIGHTING GAME TERMINOLOGY
Turkey -- The art of countering something stupid with something stupid.
Correct application of Turkey: Stuffing wakeup kicks with your own standing kicks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL-WA0iBb_Y
Incorrect application of Turkey: Taunting an obviously superior opponent back after he taunts you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkM5vWjfn0Y