Would You Rather....

[Fiend Busa]

Have sex with a mermaid who is top half fish bottom half human or top half human bottom half fish

My answer would be: top half human bottom half fish because I would rather just get oral pleasure

pick one and answer why

 

[Goarmagon]

yeah, I'm going with the spartan option.

 

[xLeilax]

Is the top half of the body a giant fish head? If so i'm going bottom half because i'm retching at the thought.

 

[Fiend Busa]

From waist to head is all fish and waist to below is human legs

 

[TLEE SAID THIS:]

Tough choice :/

 

[Goarmagon]

Like I said the spartan option is the best. Its even better when you have a mental image of Christie plowing Miss Monday's sweet little ass like a Mississippi cotton field in 1845.

 

[Fiend Busa]

Official image of how it would look

 

[Awesmic]

I'm gonna pull a Final Fantasy VIII and pick the invisible third option that transcends logic.

"A curvy human whose lips don't smell like rotten fish."

 

[Brute]

So my hand is not an option?

 

[Goarmagon]

So the Spartan is not an option?

Fixed.

 

[SilverForte]

 

[Pictured Mind]

Best case scenario would be a mermaid with the top half human if you would still be able to bang her.

If that's not the case you have to look at the options. If her upper half is human, she has two hand and a mouth. If her bottom half is human she would only have a vajayjay. The big fish mouth does not count because I'm not afraid to say that the fish mouth is way too big to get a good feeling.

The smell also plays a part in this. If she smells like hollandse nieuwe I wouldn't do her.

I'll pick top half human bottom half fish.

 

[VAND1TA]

I picked Top half Fish, Bottom half human. I love legs though.

 

[Fiend Busa]

I picked Top half Fish, Bottom half human. I love legs though.

oh my god someone finally makes a post actually answering lol xD