Recent content by Fantastic Damage

I'm here to make fun of a game and it's "community" that I used to take seriously a long time ago. I have nothing better to do with my time.

"Instead I was treated to shameless spam in 3 bar connections." You sure you weren't playing DoA?

You guys should go the Ouya route and sit in the parking lot streaming DoA from a phone. I'll bring my romantic fan fictions of Bass and the other male characters to entice random passer-byers to join in the tournament. Maybe I can get Daigo or Seth Killian to play with promises of fan fic...

Quit yankin' muh chain! Do you know the pools? I'm really interested!

Does anybody know the pools or have a list of them for EVO? How many of you guys are going for DoA? I'm really excited to watch it on the main stage!

High level DoA play huh? You mean just doing safe moves. Maybe the old jab n' grab technique? Perhaps putting your opponent in a sit down stun then launch them for 50%. Or maybe putting your opponents in 50/50's and then grabbing them to do 40% damage? Seeing that is way more hype than watching...

It's because they all went to Tekken... Smart choice.

I heard playing warm-up matches of rock-paper-scissors is good before hopping on DoA.

The people who play DoA on stick are people who came from other fighters. People who play DoA exclusively play on pad even though stick has many advantages over pad and it's more fun to play fighting games that way. The way it was meant to be played. People settle for pad though because DoA...

No because one misogynistic shallow fighting game is more than enough for me.

This really is the casual fighter, isn't it? How do you feel about this, there's a chance this is coming to NA as well. http://www.polygon.com/2013/6/3/4390604/dead-or-alive-5-ultimate-embracing-free-to-play-in-japan

"It's going to be a completely new game." I lol'd. No it's not, it's in TN's best interest to keep everything the same with the exception of a couple of new characters and balance tweaks. They wouldn't risk making it shittier than how it already is because they would have to patch it again...

Why would TN put in a new mechanic? What happened when they put in sidesteps... Oh thats right! Nobody fucking uses them. TN is stupid but not that stupid; but then again.

Yeah you're probably right. It's still not worth $40 though. Seeing as DoA 5 was $60 with all the shit that it came with. And now TN is saying that this forced update that probably only has two new characters, a couple of shitty stages, and little to no balance/gameplay tweaks is worth more than...

LOL You have to pay another 60 bucks just to get "Ultimate." You can't get it as DLC. Glad to see Team Ninja really treats their fans well, you know with the whole destroying of the Ninja Gaiden series and now making their fans pay for the same game again that hasn't even been out a year.