8 years ago I was a casual making threads on preferred boob jiggle, but now I'm seasoned making guides to help others with character guides and learning costume and general port mods for DOA... I never knew I would have that much growth xD
A wack at the top of your head with my shovel is my answer. Whatever pain you experience on top of your head, its the same thing I feel when I shovel my driveway. Just be glad its a plastic shovel and not a metal one. NOW GO WALK IT OFF!