Recent content by Orange Pork

What, so you can run away from matches you don't like? That's not what Ranked Matches are for.

Yep. I started out with high hopes since most fighting games these days don't have terrible netcode, SNK notwithstanding. But if this turns out to be trash online like everyone seems to be saying it is, I'm just going to stick with VF5. Maybe sometime down the line we'll get that VFxDOA people...

You guys are actually surprised that you can't rematch people in Ranked mode? I can't even name one game in the past five years that does that. It's ranked mode. It ranks you against random opponents. Boosting your win/loss against the same person over and over defeats the entire purpose. If you...

That's still a lot. Compare DOA4 online to VF5:FS online. It's like night and day. Or, hell, compare Tekken 6 netcode to Tekken Tag 2 netcode. Same development team, same game engine. One of them is damn near flawless and the other is completely unplayable.

I can't believe I just said Brad Wong instead of Brad Burns. I need my damn DOA5 already.

I thought VF5 online would be all Akiras. 100 matches in.. not one Akira. But 50 fucking Brad Wongs. How long must I crouch jab?

Meh, I liked her old monkey face better. It was unique. Now it's like they moved the slider a little bit more towards generic.

Can't wait to suplex some zombies in RE6 while listening to 8701

So DOA5 might actually have decent offensive options. Me likey.

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and wonder what it's like to not be so adorable.

Four days straight of no one answering Koei's customer support line. On the plus side, the hold music is from Dynasty Warriors.

I have been calling this number every hour or so for the past couple days. I am convinced that this number goes to just one dude who never answers his phone, because each time I get a heavily accented Japanese gentleman saying "Solly. No one available right now." I can't not spell it "solly,"...

Life. The Universe. Everything.

I am completely comfortable with saying that I am better than everyone else. My suggestions will be tagged with OP.

It's the first and last Tuesday of the month. Electronics, especially movies and videogames, are almost always dated for Tuesdays.