Free Step Dodge

everything is an insult if you try hard enough.
'ur a frickin glass of orange juice mate you're an actual piggybank no wait m8 ur an actual margarita pizza'

I'm surprised it was ever considered a insult to begin with. I freaking wish somebody would call me a turtle... I'd kiss that person for recognizing the effort... I'd also tell them to... you know... trying using a throw or an overhead once in a while. Apparently it never crossed their mind.