Free Step Dodge

I'm starting to think you live to troll me... and I thought that was E-Mann's job. Relax.

You know what, I'm tired of being nice, screw you. I've been nothing but respectful and nice to you since we first met but ever since 5U's been on the horizon all you've done is trash my characters and taunt me.

I don't know what crawled up your a**, maybe you've gotten a big head I don't even care, but you've been a real douche and I'm full with it. I hope your precious Sarah gets nerfed too.

You know what? I'm done, *Ignored* Can't believe I even used to call you my friend.

Welp, it's not my fault you like to punch grab ONLY ME. So I'm happy he got nerfed! See ya!

....That's your reason? Really. I honestly was waiting to press the ignore button because I wanted to see what you had to say and that's your reason?

1. I don't punch grab only you, that's a silly thing to think that I somehow have it out for you. I punch grab every now and again but that's to EVERYONE, I don't know how you came to the conclusion that I singled you out.

2. So because I pressed the punch button and threw you a few times the rare times we played, I deserve to be backstabbed, taunted, my characters trashed and nerfed and trolled in not a friendly way but a douchebag way? It all makes sense now.

3. You need to grow up in a major way. I seriously hope you aren't older than me, it's sad if you are.

I pondered for just a sec that maybe you had some sort of grudge against me for whatever reason. Or that you were on a high horse from reaching a certain skill level or winning a tourney and maybe that's it too.

But it turns out you're just immature. GG. It's what I get for expecting maturity on the internet. Guess I have a little growing up to do too.

Yeah okay well you can press the ignore button now. See ya around!

Later kid, get back to me when your balls drop and you're ready to start acting like an adult.