Free Step Dodge

You guy jumped? By who? WHo did it? Do I have to shank someone or get the gat? I've been gone fool have you been paying attention?! I WAS AT A TOURNAMENT! Where was my support at, huh?!

Weeellll. I would love to support you but I WAS GETTING JUMPED!!!

oh the pain...

Pffff! You still have not explained this to me you goof.

Ok. I was buying Christmas gifts for you and these 2 guys, 1 named HajinShinobi, jumped me and stole my wallet. Now you get no Christmas presents.

LOL

Ohhh helll nawww....wait, how the hell you let that purple head ninja skirt wearing drag queen cross dresser steal my gift money?! Fuck that. First imma whoop his ass and then I'm going to whoop yo ass.

Well Sorry! How am I suppose to stop a twirling purple headed cross dresser on reaction like that? I wish you would try to hit me. I'll back hand you with baby powder.

Pff apparently you couldn't even do that to a twirling purple hair cross dresser. You better recognize before you catch a 9 frame beat down, ho.

See! All I ever want is a friendly conversation and you verbal abuse me every single time. It isn't FAIR!

You know I love you pumpkin smumpkin.<3

Wat...in the actual fuck...