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So pick it up n' toss it out! Why you so messy??

Shit in the bags of trash and throw them to the neighbors.

The trash is caused by the annoying neighbors. =/

Shit on their porch or something. :l

Believe me...I do. But then when I do that suddenly I'm the douchebag. XD

Yeah that's true. And it becomes awkward when they call the cops and you have to explain.

Yeah. And then I end up sounding more like a douchebag. <.<

And there are no excuses for that either. Even if you tell them you have a giant dog, you're still wrong because dogs aren't supposed to shit on a porch either.

I'll tell them I have a cat. Cats are like women. Want attention, bitchy, and don't listen to you even if you threaten them with water.

But most cats are even smaller than dogs. You should tell them you have a Savannah F-1. Those are pretty big. And yeah, I just looked that up on Google.

And because cats shit everywhere it will not be weird when it shits on a porch. Problem solved!