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Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
People now a days are weird about how you help theme. Some want to be coddled others would rather you not acknowledge what happened.

If you're a smooth operatior you could've parlayed it into saying "are you alright"? She gives an answer then you say "listen it's my fault how abou I make it up to you?"
Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
At this point she will make some comment about her boyfriend. That's when you walk away and let him deal with it.
ToiletMangoes
ToiletMangoes
Alas, this was a year or so ago and the restaurant is gone out of business. She probably would have called me a creep or something. who knows?
Rawbietussin
Rawbietussin
Then all of the sudden... The girl will ask you for money as compensation for the damages she done to herself for being unaware of her surroundings all because you were checking her out lmao.
ToiletMangoes
ToiletMangoes
lol, last time I tried to hit on a girl that had a boyfriend went ok. We become good in class friends for two semesters. Its annoying, you'll be chatting away and having fun. Then just before you go to ask her out, its like magic and she mentions the "B" word and your like damn. I always seem to go for girls who are taken -sigh-.
ToiletMangoes
ToiletMangoes
She was cute, its not my fault.
Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
The ones who are taken are the most comfortable to be with.
ToiletMangoes
ToiletMangoes
Seems that way now that I think about it. Guess its since you aren't trying to impress her or anything. What is really annoying is when she says the line "If I was to choose again I'd want it to be someone like you" or "You're sweet, you'll find someone".
Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
Oh man that shiet wanna hear another classic? "The I'm not good enough for you" why not just say you're not happy, here are some improvements you can make (but thats another can of worms) however the honesty is there a will be respected.

I found out long ago nobody gives a shit and whatever you do for a person is immediately forgotten when they get pissed at you.
ToiletMangoes
ToiletMangoes
lol, girls are hard to figure. Last girl I went out with said she wanted nothing to do with her ex ever again and he was a terrible person. 6 months later she married him.

I'm perfectly happy with the single life I suppose. Seems like we share a common thread of bad luck with girls, lol.
ToiletMangoes
ToiletMangoes
I bet Rawbie is happy we turned his status into a board for us to gripe about the dating scene.
Rawbietussin
Rawbietussin
LOL. At least you guys got the experience. I never dated anyone but myself.
ToiletMangoes
ToiletMangoes
C'mon man, you have to have a funny story or something that annoys you about the whole thing.
Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
Expectations are what kills relationships. How you act after a fight too, you are not allowed to get mad but they can and also curse you out and call you names.

It should be stated that honesty and an open mind is important but some females think that the simple act of you dating them is a free card to be an ass hat. Not all females mind you, just city ones. Everyone walks like their shit don't stink.
Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
Sorry Rawbie, I'll leave it at that.

I'd rather a happy idiot than an uptight asshole.
Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
I envy gay couples at least you both know what you're getting into up front. I mean I know they fight but there's a reason they seem happier than most stright couples.
Rawbietussin
Rawbietussin
Pfffft. No really I just don't got one. xD

I'm spineless as a shy Japanese schoolgirl when I see the person I'm eyeing on. On my 21st birthday, I asked my friend to deliver a slice of my birthday cake and a salmon sandwich which I brought as my "supposed" lunch. See? It's boring. xD
Rawbietussin
Rawbietussin
But the thing is... I don't have anyone for 22 years of my existence so I can't be compared to a person who had experience being a couple.

And yes, that means I'm a virgin.
Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
You sir have many good qualities, I'm sure you look you'll find something. Don't let my horror stories scare you I'm sure a better person than moi. Relationships are easy to start maintaining them is where you learn whether they're easy or hard.
Rawbietussin
Rawbietussin
I don't even know if I can have the time dedicated just to find love. I'm mostly busy about other things. I find myself the least bit attractive to be honest. I always have been an oddball. Being born in a strict and sheltered upbringing, I am a bit of a goody-two-shoes so I may come across a little bit prim and proper.
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