Free Step Dodge

Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
Don't leave before I get there I'm coming after you for not showing cake. I'm hijacking one of those boats you pedal with your feet as we speak. Gimmie a month
Rawbietussin
Rawbietussin
Just ride one of Team Rocket's Magikarp subs. It's pedal-powered and has 3 seats.

I'm bringing a frosting-less carrot cake since I'm on a diet.
Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
Sir I like to ride in style a giant Swan will suffice. Also I'm on no diet so just drop the cake in a frosting vat I'll fish it out.
Rawbietussin
Rawbietussin
It better be a real giant swan. Not some tunnel of love swan boat (unless it is rocket-powered).

I'll get a separate bag for the frosting.
Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
Know what you eat the cake I'll eat the bag of frosting I'll bring the milk.
Rawbietussin
Rawbietussin
What's the milk for? I can't eat it on my own. It packs a wallop of carbs and calories. At most, I'll take a piece. (I eat like a pigeon)

As Marie Antoinette would say, "Let them eat cake!". So I be sharing it with you (except you get 90% of it).
Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
I drink alot of milk (insert Eliot gif here)
Rawbietussin
Rawbietussin
Don't want no bones broken so chug up the calcium all you want.
Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
Never had a broken bone and I should have broken alot. But I have broken other people's bones. Yes I did but they were all bad *Schwarzenegger voice*
Rawbietussin
Rawbietussin
You laying the smackdown on your irl enemies?
Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
I don't know my own strength according to people. Maybe I have retarded powers.
Rawbietussin
Rawbietussin
I give people a slight tap at the back and they go "ouch" on me.
Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
You should punch them and then say can you tell the difference now?
Rawbietussin
Rawbietussin
Weird thing is that any strike I do with my palm open seemed much stronger than a strike with a closed fist.
Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
Helena is that you?
Rawbietussin
Rawbietussin
My hand is just so fidgety with a closed fist but I guess you could say my main possessed me.
Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
Let the bells of good fortune ring
Rawbietussin
Rawbietussin
Our mains should have tag interactions.
Dr Snipe
Dr Snipe
It would be the same concept as Bayman x Zack, cept Helena would be trying to teach Tina to be a lady and Tina would be trying to teach her to have fun.

I can imagine Helena trying to teach her to curtsy or bow. And Tina teaching her to move her hips. Or they can do the independent woman thing and both cross their arms at the downed opponent.
Rawbietussin
Rawbietussin
^ My thoughts exactly.

I honestly think they have so much in common that I find it odd why they haven't had interactions. Both don't have mothers anymore, rich and has a profession in music (Helena as an opera singer and Tina as a rockstar).
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