Free Step Dodge

I used to play for fun. Now I play just to be accepted and liked by everyone in a community playing the same game. After I accomplish this, then I might have fun playing again... perhaps it may some sooner with a sudden surge of emotion.

I play doa because it'll look great on my job resume. I also will feel sympathy for the cop that tries to give me a ticket for speeding once I explain to him that I play doa.

It's worth a try. Maybe he'll let you off the hook and you'll end up being good friends having common interests in a game you both love.

I mash in the real world too. For example when a Hoe cant drive i mash the horn.

DOA taught me to hold toppings on my pizza.

I'll be like "I'm sorry officer, but how dare you disrespect me by pulling me over as if I'm the same as all the other drivers on this road. I fucking play doa."

LOL

Cadet, games are serious business.
It's all fun and games until you play video games.

Because videogames are cool and you meet nice people...sometimes.