I'll just try (and fail) to flirt with Officer Koko. But if that doesn't work I'll call up my buddy Leon and he could break me out of jail. Or at least pay for the bail . But then I'll still linger around and bug the officer xD. Vicious cycle.
Hmm. I would say something highly inappropriate and vulgar like "Officer Kokoro, have you ever seen a baton THIS big?" or something less offensive and vague like "Want to play good cop and bad cop? " complete with winky face.. Then she would commence assault and battery which I would enjoy but also feel tons of pain. Sheesh. That was quite specific xD. Not that dreamt of it or anything .
Yeeeaah, If I can find a successful way of flirting or finding a way to Koko's heart that'd be amazing. Wait a minute, under her hobbies it says "piano" so maybe I could write and perform a song for her! Sweet sauce! Maybe that'll work! ).
Actually yes I can play a little bit, mostly play guitar. One man band lol I think she'll appreciate the effort and my attempts to woo her . Yeeeah but I don't feel like exerting energy for stuff like that LOL.
Ah why give up? D: it's pretty cool learning different instruments and types of music . What kind of hobbies are you into? In a non-creepy, casual kind of question way lol.