"Fuckboy Academy" always gets me, Corza.
Shit, if someone showed me their genitals, regardless of what it actually looks like, I'd be all "HA, YOU GOT THE SHRIMP".
Here's some of my hatemail collection: http://imgur.com/74x7QKC http://imgur.com/4L0dDYm
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