Well EXCUSE me, it was a really boring Saturday, and my friend recommended it to me, simply because it was DOA....and HE LIED TO ME! I felt like dying after that bullshit. Kasumi was flatchested? KASUMI WAS FUCKING FLATCHESTED!? And I'm not sure why you ain't flippin shit right now, considering that they made Helena look like some slutty teenage poster-girl for the DOA tournament...
Christie just wanted money, and apparently had no affiliation with Donovan...which completely goes against the storyline (just as the rest of the movie does because IT FUCKING SUCKED) and Kasumi was flatchested so umm...yeah, Kasumi is the main antagonist in this shitfest of a movie.