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I have a small one on my hairline and a really bad one on the back of my head ):

I have a major one on my left side...it's a pain, because whenever I pick out my afro, that one section goes into the opposite direction of the rest of my hair...the struggle~_~

I have the straightest hair on the planet and when it's shorter I get a ducktail effect on the back of my head with hair just sticking straight the hell up and out and I always have to spend 5+ minutes trying to comb it just right. I have to comb it in a damn swirl lol

That sounds rough:-0 I always thought having a cow lick was gonna be cool, like all those anime characters, but they're bothersome, especially when you want that one particular neat style

Uhm, what's a cow lick? I thought you had a cow at first but nope.

It's a stray or section of hair that goes off in a completely different direction than the rest of your. It's the real life equivalent of an anime ahoge, but more bothersome

Oh that. Yeah mu hairstyle doesn't do that luckily. I always go pretty much bald on the sides and longer on top. My hair is pretty heavy too so that works.

I envy you guys who can pull off the shaved sides look. It doesn't look right on me:-(

It took me a little while to find the right balance of shave and length, lol. I also don't go for the "mainstream" look like Macklemore. I keep the "fade" in there and the hair on top almost reaches the bottom of my nose (that's long, now that I think about it). Also helps with doing my hair. You know, because I'm lazy.

My hair is afro textured, so I just grow it out, and for a year and two months, it's pretty big/long. I just get frequent tapes and shape ups, and I have to pick it out whenever I go out. The nape is also shaved so I have less to deal with

Mine is literally this bad (found this in google pictures)

http://www.saltlakebarber.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cowlick_zps667fadbe.jpg

I had a mohawk for a while but shaving the sides of my head got tiresome. I actually used a shaving razor