OMFG, you are officially my favorite person on this site with these puns! XD
Free Step Dodge
xDevious
SoftCabbage
LOL Thanks. Sometimes these quotes just fit my life events. It just flows like that.
xDevious
Lol, I just can't stop laughing at them.. XD But you're right, they are actually incredibly true as well, not JUST funny. 
Lulu
LoL.... man you're on fire today !!!