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To put it bluntly, as long as no p☆ssy, an♡s, nipple, or d_ck is showing it's safe.

LoL.... yeah but you might generate some mild discomfort in some members here...... just sayin.

@Lulu Perfect.

Having trouble with the law for excessive weeb fappery I see eh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Aww, does little baby Wazaaaa need someone to wipe his ass? How cute ^-^

Nope, just wanted to know if people "liked" this or not? (:<

Your avatar you mean? It's okay, if you like it.. and some people who comment about your avatars might be reminded that suggestive art has been around a very long time. So as long as the people in charge don't have a problem, use whatever you like and disregard any negativity.

@KasumiLover69, the secret to good insults is to properly "aim your target" and say something negative that can be possibly perceived as "personal" by the victim, something related to his actions/personality/behaviour. The stuff you just said is low quality because it's extremely generic. Insults are by definition subjective, so "aim your target" and try harder.

@WAZAAAAA How about instead of acting like an arrogant dick and lurking on our pages 24/7(Yeah I saw you on my page yesterday night you creep) and being hellbent on breaking the game, you actually do something worthwhile? And as far as your corny insults are concerned....*slaps ass* You can eat me, that's how low I think of you. You're better off eating excrement off hot pavement/concrete.

If insults are the only thing you're going to tell me, I thought, hey you might as well use creative ones.
I just lurk the homepage and click some statuses on the left, I don't lurk anyone specifically so don't give yourself unwarranted self-importance.
Also, every time you tell me I break the game, I'm actually flattered lol.

Why? There's nothing special about it, you just make the game look unbalanced and broken and then outsiders from Eventhubs and other game platforms get a negative stigma and talk even more shit about us than they already have now, you are not doing DOA any favors. And nah, you're obsessed about me, you just don't wanna admit it. If you really didn't care you wouldn't have commented on ANY of my statuses.

Or take the time to read through my statuses and make false accusations that aren't true, such as dropping X characters even though I only use 5-6 or that I spend all my time making statuses even though I've like 2900+ messages. Instead of obsessing over me, why not actually go out and find someone who wants to put up with you? It's not that hard

I love the game and don't care about how unbalanced it may look like.
Nope. Still giving yourself unwarranted self-importance which I will abbreviate with USI from now on. The reason I keep replying to you is just entertainment, that one time when you absolutely flipped yo' shit and yelled "amg stalkerz" was an amusing sight. I did that with others. Stop putting on a shitshow and I'll automatically stop poking you.

Yeah right, you know you're obsessed, quit denying. And as for shitshow, your entire presence here is a shitshow, you can't sugarcoat bullshit like you've been doing since 2012. Instead of messing with people, SHUT the fuck up, and actually do something that HELPS the community, instead of acting like a twat with fire ants crawling up your ass.

If I wasn't so important to you, you wouldn't constantly be lurking on my page and finding ways on how to irritate me. Instead of doing that, go spit in an asshole, that'd be a more humbling feat for an irrelevant basic dick like yourself. You should have been banned long ago, no one desires your annoying presence to begin with.

And P.S., the DLC being unfair was only said for VANILLA DOA5, they never said that for DOA5U.

You're being extremely nitpicky, it's still DOA5. It's clear that Team Ninja was either lying or has changed direction in order to milk the playerbase harder.
Dude you don't have to disagree just because I was the one who wrote the status, be objective lol.