Wouldn't be surprised if this is what Hayashi thought alongside his turn face bullshit. It's ridiculous how he started with an annoying moral drivel like "Our women are beautiful and strong, for the mature man to like", to teenage-like comments such as "LOOK AT THE BIRD TITTIES, HONOKA IS THE BIGGEST, OUR ZELDA DESIGN IS THE ONE WITH THEEAST CLOTHES IN THE SERIES!".