The dead fish is beautiful and stinks? .... man, google translate can't be that bad. Ich sprechen deursch besser. Una ich have nur ein Schlecte(?) grade ....
LOl XD I'll better not try Norwegian again...
But it's cool you know a litte German.
schlechte=bad
Bad grade? I heard German is a hard language to learn even though it is similar to Scandinavian languages.