Free Step Dodge

I didn't take anything >.> the ladies at the church love me and always say I'm so handsome so they always give me alot of attention and since I've graduated high school I've been getting checks from most of them. I got $25 who'll I'll spend on DLC and strawberry kefir and cheese danishes

PLEASE don't spend money you got AT CHURCH on SMUT. That's wrong on so many levels.

@KasumiLover69 I think you're being groomed

I've been to Church 2 or 3 times and I don't remember anyone giving me any money. I did get a broomstick though.

BURN THE WITCH

@UpSideDownGRUNT being groomed for what?? And I'm just a sweet and polite guy irl so people often give me stuff sometimes or compliment my mother and tell her how well behaved I am XD

@Argentus the dlc I want isn't smut XD

Lucky. The only thing I got whenever I went to church was annoyed.

@KasumiLover69 now there's no excuse to buy DOA dlc Tuesday

@Hazard I only get annoyed when I'm touched in church or forced to sing in choir or forced to stand when I don't have to during prayers. I pray quietly which she also hates so she questions my faith...good Lord >.> @Yuffie the dlc isn't really smut since most of the swimsuits for the characters I use are as tame as a kitty -_-

Prayers = Profit

Exactly that! Although I didn't get off easily... mom left her phone in church so I had to go with her all the way back to get it >.>

If only those sweet, old church ladies knew...
https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt039cLpDy1qlzadho1_400.gif

I hope they have holy water on retainer cause they're gonna need it.

Knew WHAT? >.>

That your filled with sin! Lol. Mary Magdalene and Trumps wife wearing a black veil would have something to say about your avatars!

Ohhh, I thought he meant something in particular, like THAT thing XD

STAHP prostituting at the House of God for money! xD

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! >

I don't prostitute >.> I'm no slut, I just get paid for my morals XD