I'm waitin for a full on Animu dood pack. This is a bad example but Ryu could be Kirito from SAO or even Shinichi from Parasyte. Hayate could be that annoying bitch Klein.
I still think @Argentus had the best idea for not giving a shit about who got who, the girls just play SK on their sweet ass non copyrighted Vitas and cosplay as their fav character.
Lol i'm guessing he played a ninja, but come on, actually playing the game properly against someone who thinks grabs are cheating? Looks like he isn't gunna make it far lol