Alpha gets to try on clothes only to find that they not only get wet but eventually phase through her.
Akira and Kokoro have the world's strongest dumb kid.
How about a DW stage in the same way that sheep stage in Tekken is? You're just fighting in a sea of dudes and they fly off as you continue just like the DW games. DW= Dynasty Warrior's. Or The Nasty Warrior's as I call it.