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When people keep talking about Raidou being Honoka's father or grandfather and i'm just sat here imagining Honoka with Raidou's beard.

You know why Honoka has salad jokes? because she's going to mix the shit outta your faves and shove a cucumber up their butt for domination.

Friend: When are you not Helena in clam bikini? Me: When I'm Honoka in her yellow bikini. B) Friend: That's not what i meant at all....

Your avatar is just the best. Never stop the Helena love train, it will guide us through the dark tunnels of despair and into the light of her soft lap.

*Tecmo celebrating Marie Rose's birthday on Facebook* Me: Cool Beans, when is she actually gonna age, tho?

Friend: If DOA was real, all the male characters would be arrested because they would be popping boners from grappling girls. Me: BRUH.

Tecmo, If you are going to keep doing guest characters for DOA just remember, Fatal Frame is your friend. :)

When you play survival and and a VF character beats you down with those tiny slow punches and you there's nothing you can do about it.

*Watches someone unbox a Marie Rose mousepad* Bruh. *Watches the mousepad get caressed* BRUH *Watches her boob get squeezed* Hello, police?

*Uses Honoka's dragon kick and watches her slide in the air never come down* .....Whelp. *Puts pad down* That's my session done for the day.

*Tina bounces onto the stage in OMG mode* Dad: "what the fuck is wrong with her boobs!?" Me: It's DOA, Son! I ain't gotta explain shit!

Playing DOA with friends and one of them decides to pick Marie Rose's swimsuit outfit *Stares at him for 5 minutes, no words just blinking*

To the person making all the Honoka and Raidou fan fictions, you must be stopped at all costs. Earth will never be ready for your tyranny.

....""Is mayonnaise a fighting style?" No Honoka, Mayonnaise is not a fighting style. "...." Horse raddish is not a fighting style either.

Getting schooled by Zack in a clown outift is like an asian child showing his exam grades to his parents and the results are all F.

Best DOA character is Kazuya Mishima Zaibatsu, hands down.

Some people need to be taught a lesson......*Applies for a job position as a biology teacher*

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Well....Fire Emblem is a Nintendo property and they themselves can't go too far with designs because they are "A family game company". Although they do push that a couple of times in Fire emblem, i admit. (They actually removed Tharja's trophy from Smash Bros for being too suggestive so...

The sexualization of her design does nothing for me as i prefer more ample breasts, as far as fiction goes, i don't really find smaller breasts and smaller body frames attractive...HOWEVER what i find a turn on in fantasy is not the same as reality, in reality it's the other way around and i...