AsheMann21
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Wow what did Lisa ever do to make you spite her?
The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^
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Jadeinchains
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Lisa is the queen B of Dead or Alive. Bitch can jump off a skyscraper and doesn't break a sweat ... she does then get her ass beat by a 19 year old though.
hollow
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OOO I woulda cried too lol I want a black ribbon for her so bad tooI had a dream Phase-4 was out and she had a really cool black ribbon for her ponytail. I woke up and had nothing.
To quote the musical stylings of one DMX I shall recite the following:
"Ya gon make me lose my mind up in here up in here.
Ya gon make me go all out up in here up in here.
Ya gon me me act a foo up in here up in here.
Ya gon make me lose my cool up in here up in here.."
Thank you, tune in next week for the rendition of the Lox wyle out...
"Ya gon make me lose my mind up in here up in here.
Ya gon make me go all out up in here up in here.
Ya gon me me act a foo up in here up in here.
Ya gon make me lose my cool up in here up in here.."
Thank you, tune in next week for the rendition of the Lox wyle out...
Argentus
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The funny thing about painting ryu as all powerful is that if you play ninja gaiden, its shown that he has speed and offense but almost no defensive capability. He's a glass cannon, can't take a hit for shit.
He's still a puss compared to ken ogawa or raiden though.
As her boy toy.
I always think Phil lamarr the voice actor
He got sliced in half and then "got better."
He can survive fire bombs and explosions from rocket launchers, not to mention from multiple explosives that stick onto his body. He can be chewed up and spit out by huge-ass monsters and fiends, and can survive blunt force trauma from monsters over 70 feet tall. He can survive multiple impalement and having his bones crushed, and still gets back into the fight immediately.
The hell you mean "he can't take a hit for shit"?
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Xernuht
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I've always believed Hayate was the weakest. I mean, he's won one significant fight in the series (Ein vs Kasumi, DOA2)... except it was his Ein persona fighting his sister, who would not have cut loose on him.
That's it. Sure, he also runs the Mugen Tenshin now, but Kasumi was also eligible for the job.
What Hayate needs to do now is actually win a major fight. Even if it's against Nyew-Tengu.
That's it. Sure, he also runs the Mugen Tenshin now, but Kasumi was also eligible for the job.
What Hayate needs to do now is actually win a major fight. Even if it's against Nyew-Tengu.
Rawbietussin
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He could always join the tournament for no apparent reason... And get battered by Bass on the final round.
Xernuht
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Nah. They'll get Momiji to enter the tournament, and she'll beat Hayate in the first match.
Or Jann Lee.
Or Marie...
Blazeincarnated
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I thought I was the only fucking one to notice that bullshit.
Rawbietussin
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Is there even a reason why Jann Lee should re-enter when he is already the winner of the 5th tournament?
Seeing Hayate being canonically beaten by the jailbait would be hilarious.
And Zack's win poses are by far the worst in the game...
Blazeincarnated
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Nothing awe-inspiring like it used to be...its annoying really.
Aspect
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To fight Rig? I thought that was one of his motivations during the tournament if I remember correctly.
Hayate getting beat by Rig was pure PIS and y'all know it. it's in the same vein as Grey Fox getting beat by snake in MGS1
Chaos
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An dislike feature may cause drama LOL.
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