The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

[Aerospark]

let's create pokemon teams for all the characters bye

 

[Rawbietussin]

Pokemon teams as in 6 pokemons per DOA character?

 

[Argentus]

"Hey."
"Oh, shit. It's Hayabusa!"
"TOOOOOOOAAAAAAAH!"
"K.O."

If we go by Ninja Gaiden, its Ryu who got KOd lol. Goddamn is he ever squishy. . its part of why I wish they'd make.a full DOA Gaiden game. see how the others fit in. wwould everyone be squishy like Ryu?

 

[ManekiNeko]

im kinda tired of the whole Tengu army thing, its annoying

Fuck the Tengu police. Jussayin'.

 

[Jaguar360]

let's create pokemon teams for all the characters bye

Hell yeah! I think about this stuff all the time.
Hayabusa:
Greninja, Bisharp, Accelgor, Lucario, Hitmontop, Staraptor

Bayman:
Golem, Aggron, Wobbuffett, Machamp, Throh, Chestnaught

Kasumi:
Florges, Sylveon, Ninjask, Togekiss, Gardevoir, Swellow

Hayate:
Ninjask, Accelgor, Tornadus, Salamence, Pidegot, Noivern

La Mariposa/Lisa:
Hawlucha, Unfezant, Magnezone, Klinglang, Ludicolo, Genesect

Leon:
Tyranitar, Hippowdon, Conkeldurr, Rampardos, Tyrantrum, Flygon

Why stop there? Lets make the characters Pokemon for a change?
Hayabusa
Fighting/Flying
Ability: Justified / Inner Focus
Notable moves: Sacred Sword, Air Slash, Aura Sphere, Swords Dance, Sky Drop, Teleport, Counter

Kasumi
Fairy/Grass
Ability: Serene Grace / Run Away
Notable moves: Dazzling Gleam, Air Slash, Sacred Sword, Petal Dance, Counter, Jump Kick, Extremespeed

Christie
Dark/Poison
Ability: Poison Touch / Intimidate
Notable moves: Poison Jab, Coil, Beat Up, Night Slash, Knock Off, Hone Claws, Close Combat

Ein
Fighting
Ability: Unaware / Simple
Notable moves: Bulk Up, Mega Punch, Jump Kick, Amnesia, Power-up Punch

Gen Fu
Fighting
Ability: Iron Fist / Moxie
Notable moves: Superpower, Fire punch, Thunder Punch, Ice Punch, Work Up, Force Palm

Bayman
Rock/Fighting
Ability: Rough Skin / Soild Rock
Notable moves: Counter, Storm Throw, Earthquake, Rock Slide, Rollout, Drain Punch

Ayane
Fairy/Dark
Ability: Technician / Justified
Notable moves: Flamethrower, Moonblast, Play Rough, Night Slash, Secret Sword, Nasty Plot, Extremspeed

Hayate
Fighting
Ability: Aerialate / Gale Wings
Notable moves: Hurricane, Sacred Sword, Swords Dance, Force Palm, Focus Blast, Calm Mind, Quick Attack

This is kinda fun. I didn't include stats or the full moveset because I don't want to get too in depth since this is just the DOA5U Casual thread and not everyone is into Pokemon.

 

[Argentus]

as someone who hasn't played pokemon since silver, ill try anyway. Mila gets Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan, Machamp, Beedrill, Machoke, and ....maybe a um, whatever Bass' signature pokemon is. . FFor Leon, A Machoke, a Sandslash, a Gyrados, a Nidoking,.the evolution after Graveler, and either the rhino one or an Onyx. ccam swap Gyrados for Onyx. and Ryu needs a scyther.

 

[Marteze]

what if one of Phase-4's C3-4 was a Kasumi look-a-like (or she could like body snatch, so she'd have some innocent girl as her host), but with dark hair and full dark eyes and really nice boobs so she doesn't look too intimidating and scary. i think that'd be cool.

 

[EMPEROR_COW]

What if Phase 4 was exactly the same as Kasumi but with bigger boobs and booty.. would that be considered an upgrade? O__O

 

[Argentus]

What if Phase 4 was exactly the same as Kasumi but with bigger boobs and booty.. would that be considered an upgrade? O__O

to this day I'm trying to figure out how kasumi fights without boobslapping herself in the face. her outfit is loose, at best. default outfit, anyway.

 

[Jyakotu]

I know this might be off topic, but I noticed in the Marie Rose console trailer, the HUD still looked the same. *sighs* Guess we won't get the cosmetic options for the character select screen either.

 

[Marteze]

DOA jokes?

knock, knock?

who's there?

Hitomi.

Hitomi who?

Hitomi, man? .... no? yes?

 

[Baal bal]

What if Phase 4 was exactly the same as Kasumi but with bigger boobs and booty.. would that be considered an upgrade? O__O

I don't know how could we call that but it would suck ^^. Bigger boobs... no thanks, her 89cm is already perfect, no need fo change lol.

to this day I'm trying to figure out how kasumi fights without boobslapping herself in the face. her outfit is loose, at best. default outfit, anyway.

She is a ninja that can actually teleport, and cast pink laser with her hand. Not boobs slapping herself ? Should not be so hard in fact XD

 

[Yurlungur]

How many kasumi's does it take to screw in a light bulb? TOO DAMN MANY IF YOU ASK ME.

 

[Rawbietussin]

To continue with the DOA-Pokemon Teams...

Kasumi: Cherrim, Politoed, Beautifly, Sawsbuck, Azumarill, Gorebyss

Ayane: Froslass, Venomoth, Vileplume, Dustox, Masquerain, Spiritomb

Helena: Meloetta, Furfrou, Cresselia, Gorebyss, Swanna, Milotic

Christie: Arbok, Seviper, Huntail, Liepard, Persian, Glameow

Lisa: Hawlucha, Elygem, Porygon-Z, Relicanth, Solrock, Lunatone

Tina: Zebstrika, Swoobat, Jynx, Delcatty, Miltank, Carbink

Mila: Beedrill, Vespiquen, Hitmonchan, Throh, Blaziken, Medicham

Marie Rose: Gothorita, Kirlia, Roserade, Luvdisc, Cleffa, Gengar

Ryu: Greninja, Gallade, Absol, Umbreon, Sableye, Bisharp

Jann Lee: Gyarados, Charizard, Kingdra, Hydreigon, Altaria, Dragonite

Brad: Slakoth, Slowpoke, Psyduck, Seaking, Sudowoodo, Snorlax,

Bayman: Zangoose, Kecleon, Crobat, Skuntank, Houndoom, Sharpedo

Leon: Krookodile, Manectric, Kecleon, Bouffalant, Tropius, Kangaskhan

Rig: Conkeldurr, Hitmonlee, Sawk, Electabuzz, Muk, Magmar

Bass: Machamp, Granbull, Primeape, Tauros, Pignite, Hariyama

Eliot: Mienfoo, Pancham, Delibird, Eevee, Farfetch'd, Pikachu

 

[ManekiNeko]

I don't know how could we call that but it would suck ^^. Bigger boobs... no thanks, her 89cm is already perfect, no need fo change lol.

Oh come on. 102cm would be perfect. Even my cat agrees...

 

[David Gregg]

I'm not entirely sure what I've walked into in the casual thread. lol. Anyway I made this a while back (it was going to be my new avatar but I can't seem to abandon the drunk Eliot. :/)

 

[Tyaren]

Nice! I wished the chalky filter was a little finer though. Or at least finer with the facial features.

 

[Rawbietussin]

I'm not entirely sure what I've walked into in the casual thread. lol. Anyway I made this a while back (it was going to be my new avatar but I can't seem to abandon the drunk Eliot. :/)

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Dead or Alive Xtreme Soccer! I'll take this over XBV/X2 anytime. Very nice work, Gregg.

I always seem to forget that Hitomi happens to have 2 sports costumes (and that one of them happens to be a default costume too lol). I'd add Mila in her soccer costume in between Eliot and Hitomi to complete it.

 

[gnooz]

Warning wall of text (you've been warned):
People really overreact about a non-existent character possibly being a child which is basically unsubstantiated. Second off under aged girls is determined on location and age of consent not what Sweden says. As for Marie Rose it is quite possible for her not to actually be a child despite looking a bit like one. If you are going to use height or breast size as a means for claiming her to be a child I am going to have to disagree.

First off Marie Rose's height has her listed at 4'10 (although looks larger in game) for an 18 year old swedish girl. The average heights of women is around 5 feet and 2 inches and this is average world height. In Bolivia which has one of the lowest average heights the women 20-29 are about 4 feet 8 inches as of the book "Patterns in Human Growth" by Barry Bogin. Marie Rose being at 4'10 she still falls within one of the average heights for women over the age 18. In regards to her bust size you get all types everywhere but in sweden alone the percentage of A cup women is about 14 percent and this is for women over the age 18.

Next is a very brief mention of the various age of consent laws. It wasn't really until the 16th century that actual age of consent laws were created and they generally consisted of the girls being between the ages of 10-12. The United States in particular continued with this belief until about the 1880s and the lowest was Delaware with an age of consent of 7. Female Reformers in the 1920s ended up getting it passed that children now had to be 16-18 for the new age of consent...this has continued to vary by state but the general consensus is around these ages. However Canada until 2008 used to have an age of consent of 14 and in fact the majority of the world has a general age of consent from 13-16 with only a few countries and one continent (australia) actually having it vary from place to place or over 17. So the major thing to get out of this piece of information is that every place has different laws with dealing with this whole issue of is she underage? In some places yes she probably is and in others not even close.

The next question is she being sexualized. Well yes quite obviously but this is only deemed "wrong" if we consider her to be a child and that itself can be difficult. For one Marie Rose is not real and never was. She's a character that was created to be in a game and has no real life implications outside of possibly giving the middle finger to sweden. I suppose this then comes down to individual belief I do not believe something that does not exist can have the same rules applied to it as if it were living. It is not a sentient being and does not have a physical construct. Therefore it does not exist and people who are worried about sexualizing of children need to come to realize that Marie Rose is not a child. Hell she's not human and not even real. So this sexualization of "bigger isn't always better" doesn't really have any significance as she isn't real. Hell she is likely not even underage to begin with...unless you consider her creation history in which case she is probably about a year or less old. She seems to me to be a young adult who basically has a childish personality and that itself is not a crime or a negative feature.

In the end it really comes down to your own opinions on this issue and nothing said can change that. I think the controversies around this character are rather ridiculous but if other people think that as well then they can feel free to not play as her or not play anyone that does play as her. If you are offended you can choose not to play no need to force your exaggerated beliefs onto others.

In regards to the series I'm happy for a new character and a new fighting style and considering the dead or alive series in general sexualization of its characters should not really come as a surprise so hopefully we won't hear an outcry when it gets worse than it already is. If anything Kokoro actually was 17 in the dead or alive extreme series and it doesn't seem as if it was that big of an issue then either. Feel free to disagree with any of this I'm just getting this out here. I really get annoyed with people's reactions to the whole marie rose character.

I just wish the character was free but so far it seems as if everyone is probably going to be charged for her.

It doesn't matter she is child or not obviously she is too young!! The real problem about DOA games isn't child abuse but over sexualization of characters especially woman, this is weird for a game imo. Get it? LOL you are right they aren't even real they are polygon why some people die for fake boobs then?? Think other side of it...

 

[Cake]

It's funny to me how there is no character other than Kasumi that wins in the boobs department. I mean, as terms for comparison, Ayane has supposedly bigger boobs.... Kasumi's still look bigger because they look like balloons. Perfectly round and natural shaped balloons that I'd love to live forever in-between and would trade for those of no other character and that don't look like plastic at all, mind you.