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Yurlungur

Yurlungur

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Well i forgot the guys name but i'll have some fun so people know how much of a troll i really am, Who was there. chaincombo and a few others.

Anyways due to the extreme amount of lag it was really hard for me do anything at all. I wasn't playing underwater, no. I was playing 1000 leagues under the sea. I saw giant octopuses and everything. So this guy has the nerve to call me a spammer for using helena's 66kp mixups as a zone tool. I messaged him and said "You want spam baby, i can show you spam". So i was teamed up with Force_of_nature and picked alpha and rinsed and repeated kkkkkkkkk,qcfx2+T, qcb to hcf+T and i pulled that off 10 times. 9 were hi counters. Spam now introduced in extra salty flavors.

Oh, and i think vand1ta would find this amusing.
 
Nameless Sama

Nameless Sama

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Me my girlfriend and two other friends who are gay wanted to play doa on xbox. We all was in the party. I respect gay people they are humans too lol and I always get pissed of when some people makes jokes about it or insult them. Why I'm saying that? Cause some people have acted today. We all joined at the first time to random lobby but there was some people who I know. Omg Omg the host has kicked the my two friends cause the are gay? What? he and the other guy are gay lets kick them both. We hate gay people. I don't want to talk about it. So I will never play with randoms. Want to play against Me? Well invite me but insult one time my friends then you will see my true face in doa with hayabusa.
 
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Mikko The Titan

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Craziest moment for me had to be when I was playing in my lobby and some dickhead called “ariana wilson” or something came in and started bitching about my connection/being racist, dude was weird as hell lol.
 
Yurlungur

Yurlungur

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I was in a room full of scrubs and i was beating everyone then this gen fu player started talking shit about me(big shock, he automatically has to pick someone stupid to beat me). We ended up facing each other and literally every god damn lag tactic appeared. 6p up the fucking ying yang. I was using rachel btw.

And then i realized he was rachel's favorite kind person. Someone who doesn't get off the ground right away. All i'm going to say is i had flashbacks to a vanilla rachel and needless to say he rage quit when i got 14th heel on him.
 
Nameless Sama

Nameless Sama

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Another Guy is "friendly" to me
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Ghosty-J

Ghosty-J

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Nameless Sama said:
Me my girlfriend and two other friends who are gay wanted to play doa on xbox. We all was in the party. I respect gay people they are humans too lol and I always get pissed of when some people makes jokes about it or insult them. Why I'm saying that? Cause some people have acted today. We all joined at the first time to random lobby but there was some people who I know. Omg Omg the host has kicked the my two friends cause the are gay? What? he and the other guy are gay lets kick them both. We hate gay people. I don't want to talk about it. So I will never play with randoms. Want to play against Me? Well invite me but insult one time my friends then you will see my true face in doa with hayabusa.
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Scumbags....
 
David Gregg

David Gregg

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I've noticed a pattern with these sore losers:
1) They can't spell
2) It's almost guaranteed they will say either, "You're so easy!" and/or "You spam ___ that's why you won!"
3) They try and add you as a friend. -_-
 
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Awesmic

Awesmic

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OK, an incident occurred today, and it was only semi-weird. But it had a happy ending.

So here I was in a public room playing tag. Folks seemed chill and the host had a good head on his shoulders. By that I mean he had a mindset like us and not like those other guys who kick you out for playing decent. So I was playing like normal, then this one player (who I won't name because that's not what's important) said in the chatbox he was going to "avenge" the previous player's loss. And "avenge" this person did. Believing I was gonna ragequit, the player got all puffed up and said "Now leave". I didn't go anywhere.

Much to my surprise, the host ended up kicking that guy out, spotting the player's arrogant mindset a mile away after they went in an ongoing messaging argument for 15 minutes. And you wanna know why this player had such a petty beef with me? Because I was juggling a woman. Because I was juggling a woman! Of all the dumbass reasons to hate me, this takes the cake. If the player was mad at me because I was running the lobby he/she was in several times, that's different. But no, it.. was because... I was juggling... a woman. Really?

Anyway, from from there the host and I exchanged pleasantries, and I eventually found out the guy lives in the same state I'm in, and is aspiring to help build the offline DOA scene as well. So at the end of the day I told him about this site, two offline scenes in GA, some interesting things about DOA5's mechanics that he didn't know, and that the site could use more streamers. He was ecstatic. The name of this player (which IS important) was NuJin. He should be posting here soon (as he told me he registered), so guys, give him a warm welcome.
 
Brute

Brute

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So wait, NuJin is the guy who kicked the rager, not the rager who got mad 'cause you juggled a woman, right?
 
Brute

Brute

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Never said someone did ragequit.

But anyway, yeah, sure. I'll give him a nice ol' welcome hug if I see him here.
 
mpgeist

mpgeist

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Awesmic said:
Correct. And technically, no one ragequitted. The unnamed player was kicked out because he/she was displaying major arrogance in the chatbox while I was playing and then got all puffy and asinine when he/she won.
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What are you...some kinda woman juggler?! Sounds like a goofy insult from a Fable game. That's a crazy story man.
 
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