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LostSkeleton73

LostSkeleton73

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Ahahahahahahahaha!
Sidenote, you might want to hold off on the whole "going to Africa" story. Most companies keep an eye out for terminology like that, and will automatically block the account to prevent a romance scam from occuring. Unless that's what you're looking for, then you need to add "civil engineer" as your occupation, and use cos instead of because.
 
Julius Rage

Julius Rage

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I'll tell em im volunteering in jamaica or something.

There's broke black kids everywhere and they need my guidance.
 
Koompbala

Koompbala

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Julius Rage said:
This is back firing, my penis is telling me to knock this off asap. I'm so close to dating 2 of these online chicks it hurts.

....that being said, I'm going to push through this erection and fulfill the promise that I made to my God not 7 days ago.

"Lord, I am your asshole, watch me thus."
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Im indifferent about this thread, but do you follow through with any of your plans? Something always happens majority of the time its just you being lazy. You should post your current relationship up. I wanna see you fail at that too.
 
Julius Rage

Julius Rage

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Koompbala said:
Im indifferent about this thread, but do you follow through with any of your plans? Something always happens majority of the time its just you being lazy. You should post your current relationship up. I wanna see you fail at that too.
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You understand me
 
Ghosty-J

Ghosty-J

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I'm having a bad feeling this might not last any longer. You gotta power through it, maaaaaaaan D:
 
Julius Rage

Julius Rage

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Back in the Saddle

Its been a few weeks right? Well, I hit a mental road block and only through the constant beratement of one over weight, jobless, annoying piece of monkey crap (Nick) was I about to find my extra reserves of testoterone and erect myself. . . .for the record I am talking about masturbating.

Heres a conversation I got into a few hours ago with a lucky young lady. I pulled her in under the pretense that she would be a party to this very thread. . .she agreed but didn't know I called action before I met her :confused:.

(Sorry in advance about being a ruggedly handsome young man with a good job and a 5 star personality. . .)

Your conversation with Mzceeceebabi21
Jrmma
5/15/2013 6:45:47 PM​
I need your help with something! I promise it'll be funny!

Dear Mzceeceebabi21, the following images were automatically attached because your mail settings specify that new contacts must have a picture in order to email you.


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Mzceeceebabi21
5/15/2013 6:46:05 PM​
Wat is that​
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Jrmma
5/15/2013 6:57:53 PM​
Ok, so I have this thread going on my forum where I chronicle dumb conversations I have with women on this site. However, I'm in a major slump.and I can't sucker women into the discussions like I used to.

Would you mind playing along with me for a few messages? I know this.is a little odd but I can show you some proof.

Mzceeceebabi21
5/15/2013 6:59:18 PM​
Umm I Guess so​
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Jrmma
5/15/2013 7:01:07 PM​
Awe God, you're a life saver.

What color are your panties?
Mzceeceebabi21
5/15/2013 7:01:56 PM​
Um are you serious this is the conversation​
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Jrmma
5/15/2013 7:04:32 PM​
No the fake conversation hasn't started yet.

I'm just curious about what's going on down there.
Mzceeceebabi21
5/15/2013 7:05:05 PM​
Um non of your business in not that kind of girl sry​
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Jrmma
5/15/2013 7:06:18 PM​
Thank you for the apology

Mzceeceebabi21
5/15/2013 7:08:28 PM​
Um you should be apologizing for asking that​
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Jrmma
5/15/2013 7:11:00 PM​
I should also have good credit but I don't because I run up all my cards and don't answer the phone when it's time to pay back.

You have a wonderful smile by the way :)
Mzceeceebabi21
5/15/2013 7:12:30 PM​
Um that doesn't make u look very good and thanks​
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Jrmma
5/15/2013 7:14:46 PM​
They can't collect, I'm wearing 400 dollar glasses and you're still gorgeous.

Everything is working out the way it should.
Mzceeceebabi21
5/15/2013 7:28:32 PM​
I guess​
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Jrmma
5/15/2013 7:33:00 PM​
Pray you never stop being pretty...
Mzceeceebabi21
5/15/2013 7:35:27 PM​
Looks aren't everything true beauty is inside​
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Jrmma
5/15/2013 7:40:10 PM​
How would I go about getting inside of you?
Jrmma
5/15/2013 7:40:13 PM​
How would I go about getting inside of you?
 
Julius Rage

Julius Rage

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Your conversation with Sexcevee
Sexcevee
6/17/2013 4:01:01 PM
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Hello how are you doing? My name is Veronica and after reading your profile I decided to pull your application for an interview to be the next man in my life. It seem as if you have the skills, knowledge and abilities for the position. Please read my profile and if you are interested in considering the position,please provide me with a contact number for a conference call interview. P.S. this isn't SPAM!
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Jrmma
6/17/2013 6:31:00 PM​
Dear Veronica,
I am pleased to have caught your attention and would be thrilled to apply for the, afore mentioned, position as the next man in your life. However I feel obligated to inform you of a few nagging apprehensions I have after reading your profile - as it relates to us being any sort of a match.

First: You would have to be willing to pay for everything - always. Not just some of the time, all of the time.

Second: If your father looks as me the wrong way I'm going to pop him in the mouth. Moms can get it too.

Third: I'm going into the military, so theres a better than average chance that I'm coming back as a burnt torso - I want you to sign a contract that says you'll still have sex with me if this happens.

Fourth: I voted for Mitt Romney - I don't like seeing other black people do better than me.

Last: I smell great.

If said concerns are not so delaterious to my prospects of taking you out to see anything but a Tyler Parry movie (God damn those movies suck.) then by all means call or text me at 904 - 418 - 1120.

Thank you and have a wonderful day.
Julius
 
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