Free Step Dodge

Why did Linda Miller marry Trout Walker?

Um, FoN, how the hell do you duck OVER something? Please explain.

Tylor, Linda was going through a rough time

Actually Aka, I said "under" first, so answer our questions bitch >.

Wait nvm FoN, I read it wrong lol. #StupidSmack

Christie has a super tech crouch evasive move because shes just too awesome for these other basic bitches. Ayane is gay, just gay. And a rape baby. Kasumi is an attention whore and Hitomi doesnt know anything about life.

Aka... Aka... Aka.... when will you learn isn't the baddest of the bitches. I mean the girl in the story basically loses most of her fights: Helena beat her, she lost to every1 in the DOA5 story, and the ninjas beat her in DOA4. Only confirmed person she won against is Bayman.

^Talking about Christie... forgot to type her name...

Yeah, Christie's a jobber. Ayane isn't gay, she just has incestual tendencies -_-. Kasumi > Christie. Hitomi has her OSU power!

How could Kasumi possibly be an attention whore when she has been in hiding to not get killed by her family

Also poor Christie can't win fights in the story because she's evil and it would mess things up

Lol Chappy, I thought you were my teammate! Its ok. Lol. Christie could beat Eliot, maybe Helena, and Rig. She purposely lost those. Christie would easily beat all the people she fought (excluding Kasumi). I love how you guys now say Christie is wack but wonce you play her "OMG Shes sooo OP. I cant tak it" Lawl. Have several seats.

No Christie's great and should have won most of her fights in the story, it's kind of disappointing they always make her lose. But she's a bad guy and bad guys are supposed to lose.

When she finally ditches Donovan perhaps she'll get some canon wins.

So stop saying Christie is bad right now because they next time she dogwalks you amd whatever ho ass character you use, you will be the first one say she is OP and too much.

Ha, victory.

Ikr Chappy? She could easily took out Eliot, Rig, Helena. Kasumi is the only fight that made sense. Christie is still cool though lol.

Story-wise Christie is some ass but the snake girl has to redeem herself gameplay-wise -_-. If Rig can give the ninjas a challenge and Christie is known for losing to them, she can't him. But Helena and Eliot maybe. But how about this, we all make all a lobby and determine who the baddest of the bitches really is!

The baddest bitch online unfortunately is Hitomi -_-. I say we take this offline .

^Unfornutately true :/. But... we all probably pretty far from each other.

An online lobby? Lol nah. Kasumi is obviously gonna use her lag tatics. Christie too but Kasumi is better at it. I think Kasumi is better than Christie anyway (gameplay wise).

If that's directed at me read what I said again D:< I'm pro-Christie and have written multiple rants about how she's the most interesting character in this game in the casual thread

Also Lisa has like 200 wake up options

Oh christ five new comments popped up while I was typing that

Well if you want a contest to see who can abuse lag tactics the most then let's do this! *Picks ALPHA*. Lol, Lisa WU attacks are fucking annoying. =P