I throw too much (due to punishing,) I spam (not sure what I spam,) I turtle, I use a ninja (because I can't win with anyone else), I choose Jann Lee, Gen Fu, Christie, Busa, Bass, Tina - win - but still aren't good (because they're OP.) I go random and win, I am a tryhard. Scratch that, I am always a try hard.
Free Step Dodge
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His Reverence
I random Brad Wong, dunno wtf im doin. Lose, then I get a taunt and "you suck."
Sigh... lol.
Sigh... lol.
Brute
Such pros, lol
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Some of my personal favorites are, lose after a powerpoint presentation, mention lag and get "What are you talking about? The connection was perfect!"
"Go easy on me, Im a girl." Proceed to beat her ass. "Fucking faggot." and she leaves.
"Go easy on me, Im a girl." Proceed to beat her ass. "Fucking faggot." and she leaves.
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Oh, and anything involving that Shikimaru guy. lmao
Brute
Shiki is such a twit, lol
But yeah. I ran into someone named Angelkait or something. They weren't very good, but I was going to send them a "gg" anyway to encourage them to improve, y'know. And then they were just like: "keep spamming noob."
What was happening is that they initiated their offense with 2P every single time, so I started izuna holding it every time. =/
But yeah. I ran into someone named Angelkait or something. They weren't very good, but I was going to send them a "gg" anyway to encourage them to improve, y'know. And then they were just like: "keep spamming noob."
What was happening is that they initiated their offense with 2P every single time, so I started izuna holding it every time. =/
Aerospark
I got told that I space too much with Ayane.
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You know, they're all really good players. You only win because you counter, block, space, attack, throw, and punish. If it wasn't for that, they'd all be able to show you how good they are at DOA. The problem is you, Brute. Obviously. 
Brute
I'm so ashamed, lol
Chaos
Hey! yall talking about the best (scrubbest) players of all time. We can learn a few things about their online tatics LOL.
Pictured Mind
Best is when you just play DOA online and then feel like you're looking at portraits of french girls, so you go back to the lobby after the game and they're like "lol I see no lag". I'M PLAYING AT 4 FRAMES PER SECOND DAFUQ ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MAN?
Brute
eyup...
Brute
Well, this doesn't happen every day, haha.
Apology accepted. Welcome to the forums.
Apology accepted. Welcome to the forums.
Pictured Mind
This status was from half a year ago. Brute probably already forgot this happened. You should've kept your mouth shut, lol.