Lol, I'm pretty sure the DOA cast would make lousy police officers.
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New York cop breaking up Kasumi and Ayane slap fight:
"Whoa, whoa what seems to be the problem here?"
Later to the camera: "Basically what we have here was a dispute of the domestic nature. Two Caucasian, possibly Asian females, slender build; ages 18-45; approximately 5 feet or so. Physical altercation transpired at about 8:45 pm with purple haired female un-sub, intoxicated... claims sister is an ex-ninja."
"Whoa, whoa what seems to be the problem here?"
Later to the camera: "Basically what we have here was a dispute of the domestic nature. Two Caucasian, possibly Asian females, slender build; ages 18-45; approximately 5 feet or so. Physical altercation transpired at about 8:45 pm with purple haired female un-sub, intoxicated... claims sister is an ex-ninja."