Saying stuff like: "This game doesn't teach you anything but offense" or "Nothing works but mashing dumb shit", communicates to me that the person either doesn't understand DOA5LR's system or their defense is ass (or both). Online play is never a legit representation.
Free Step Dodge
Force_of_Nature
Darkslay
I think that's just their fundamental understanding of fighting games being fucked up in general, lol.