I get mashed out, can't punish, struggle against brain-dead nonsense but . Clowns talk about my characters but have no idea what they're talking about but
I get hit by moves that clearly state "NO TRACKING" when I SS but . My inputs don't come out cause of dumb input delay and it f's up my momentum & combos but
I counter and time it perfectly but still get hit and because of that I get CB'd and half my health is gone . I get hit by lows cause online never let's me duck but . There's no more tourneys but the 5-6 with DOA, which means more horrendous online play but
Tekken online put the most trash patches in history but . There's no classic characters still in tekken, but . DOA 6 still isn't in the news but . I google "dead or alive" and see bikini's dominate the image page but .
I make a lobby where I just want some 4 bars but they turn out to be 3 bars and under but . I play wired and it's pitiful but wifi is more tolerable but .
Easy characters in Tekken > Hwo, Mishima's (Minus DJ) but . Christie, Leifang, Helena > Most others (Minus Gen Fu) but . Alpha's still in the game but .
Mai defies all logic online but . Eddy defies all logic online but . Dudes can reach high ranks in a week yet I can't get my regular B back but . Tekken still rewards pulling the plug but .
There's no VF6 yet but . MvC:I is so uninspiring to play but . SFV still has no Sagat and Fei Long but . Injustice 2 took away the only character I'd possibly main with Nightwing and in order for me to get that version I gotta get some bs staff with bootleg robin but .
Tekken new characters are so bland it's painful but . Honoka and Marie Rose = but . There's no more character episodes in Tekken but . Tekken bro costumes = Fundoshi's but .
I lose and then some random just has to pick my character to out-do me but . "Online helps me", yet my DOA record = 1500 fights & 400 W's, but . I start a session and someone just has to pick Rig though I know they don't use him but .
I needed to get all of that off my chest. Tekken & DOA are really becoming infuriating and since the next tournament I can possibly go to isn't until March (If that's even possibly) I'ma have to settle for this shenanigan.