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Bioware and EA are trying to sell me some shit. I cannot believe they really did this - they made the ending the same for everyone so that they can expand on the universe. . .IN MASS EFFECT 2 ALL OF YOUR PARTY MEMBERS AND SHEPARD COULD DIE AND THEY STILL CAME OUT WITH A THIRD GAME! Again...

This was like the first relationship I ever had. It started great, was great, ended quickly after I refused to meet her mom. I wanted to meet your parents Mass Effect but you didn't let me!

"TELL ME SOME MORE STORIES ABOUT THE SHEPARD!" How does this old man even KNOW Shepard to be telling him stories about that time Shepard had a personal conversation with Samathan Traynor? Look, really bad endings are fine, I was expecting Shepard to die. . .but Jesus, no writhe on his grave...

UNHAPPY! MASS EFFECT ENDING WAS TERRIBLE! WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING!?

It was more of a shot at Waka Flocka Flames talentless ass and all the dudes in the hood who see the fuck on t.v and buy his shit because "Dawg, he just like me!" "I'm hard in the paint" - fuck Waka. . .waka, waka.

I have no mouth and I must scream.

AND I FINISHED THE GAME. Ok, I went for the control ending. . . .I knew Shepard was going to eat it, that was the only way it could ever end. And the way it was handled with the flash backs, I loved it. THEN we flash to the relays being destroyed and as they are being destroyed a wave of...

Over under on Zack having a "saggy pants" stance. Ya know, he'll take his belt off and every other step he'll be re-covering his ass, just like your favorite rapper!

That guy is getting his shit pushed in by scrappy doo!

Hey, remember the first time you heard this?

I think GT5 became over ambitious and focused on one aspect of the game that really wasn't as important as they made it out to be (I.e the limited number of super detailed cars and meticulously recreating the tracks.). Had GT5 released two years prior it would have been a roaring success but...

Also to Rikuto's point about good games in the 90's - thats not true at all. There were many examples of games experimenting with new gameplay and it not turning out as well as anyone had hoped - Example, PSone era Final Fantasy. Final Fantasy 7 Materia system. :) FF8 = Draw System...

Ok, you played. I think we just have different ideas on what the game should have been and I don't think there is a correct way to play the game For me the Quarians died, Tali died and Legion died. The Krogan and the Turians did join up as well as the Salarians but curing the Genophage...

ME1 scope was too large and the character development wasn't done well enough. They did a lot of things well but the only thing they did spectacularly were the party members. ME2 stripped away the mako sections and introduced the planet scanning which was bullshit however the number of party...

The DLC mission was meant to introduce Javik into your party and, despite what I said earlier, hes one of the better characters in the ME universe. Why? Because hes a Prothean and most had always wondered what exactly happened to them and who they were as a race. The interactions he has with...

Hmm.. . . What did we learn? For all the never ending days and restless nights we thought about the ending of this great adventure? That time is sequential? That morality is transient? That virtue cannot exist without violence? That to be honest. . .is to be flawed? That the giving...

Hey, the next time a woman walks up to you and asks "Hey do you know whats sexy? " say "No I don't know what it is but I bet I can run Mass Effect 3 at optimal settings." I could afford a super PC, but why? Again I still go back and play my Xbox, the PS2 and the Dreamcast and all of those...

Shepard dies in ME2, so does everyone else you love. Abandon all hope, the Reapers are coming.

"Ahh god, its slower" I can't tell the difference and even if I could why does it matter if it runs at half speed as long as its consistent? I can still go back to the OG xbox to play Knights of the Old Republic and Jade Empire - graphics, hell framerate (as long as its consistent) don't...

Shut up Rikuto, Mass Effect looks fine and on 360 it doesn't have any frame rate issues or slow downs to speak of. Back on topic, 10 hours in and I ran into another reporter. I really, really wanted to knock this chicks block off because, frankly, I'm not a fan of Jessica Chobot and the report...