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Yeah...I know it hurts. That's it, get it.

Bikinis... I'd take that hoe behind a coconut tree, slide that g string to the side and put in some work.

You'd fuck Lisa koomp. Admit it and come on in for the big win.

Sign up for cougarlife.com and put your phone number in as your motto and tell en to text you = hook up city.

Instead of everyone going around defending the game saying "It's not about the TNA, it's about the gameplay." We should just embrace it and say "This is a great fighter with roster full of dime pieces." There's no point in hiding that fact, it's like me pissing on your head and telling you my...

I would fuck the very taste out of her mouth.

Dry cleaners called koomp. Your white robe is ready.

NO GAME! THIS IS IIIIIIIIIT! THIS IS IIIIIIIIIIIT!

Lisa is at the beach wearing fishnets.

You should all subscribe to Showtime - Borgias, Dexter, Nurse Jackie, Homeland....Better than HBO.

Just be glad they didn't put Kobra, Havik or any of their dumbass characters from the previous 3 mk games in as DLC.

Don't ever remove or apologize for anything...until about 6 or 7 years after the damage has been done

The one of Gayman jacking off Hayate is gonna bring Rikuto down on this thread hard.

I want you to make a thread about how you want to drink Lisa's bath water.

Tina couldn't get my balls on her chin if she promised to swallow. Somebody post some pictures of Lisa's fine ass!

So since im on the shelf for a while waiting for this military thing to come together, im thinkingabout starting up another DOA podcast. Basically I'd just produce it, I don't want to be on air talent anymore. But im a great writer and I have some really cool ideas that, with the right people...

I've got a chubby for every chick on the roster save for that BUTCH Tina. She's got nice headlights but she's got the ass of a 14 yearold boy.

I'm going to have her suck my.asshole (Also known as "Having your salad tossed")

Now this is interesting! Question: Lisa walks out of the plasma screen and says "I'm putting a part of your body into my mouth." Which part of your body is she going to be licking like a lolly pop?