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  1. Argentus

    The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

    ...I can't tell if you are being intentionally arbitrary, of it you just really don't grasp how "humor" works. Random note. I CANT be the only person who wishes Mila's machine gun punch did more damage. Its not that I'm hoping for it to be a ton, but for how many gut punches it really is...
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    When do you think DOA6 will be released and what do you want to see in it

    In order! 1) Thank you! 2) If it weren't for the guys, I woulda never played DOA. The girls (Save Mila) hold absolutely no appeal for me. Don't like their playstyles, and none of em are my type, aesthetically. 3) Rumble Roses XX is awesome. Don't knock it. Its like Onechanbara Bikini...
  3. Argentus

    The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

    "Over your head" is slang meaning "you didn't get what I was talking about". In this case, you don't understand the joke of Marie Bork. As in, instead of getting it, the point/humor sailed clear "over your head". Back and forth teasing is one thing. Going too far and posting pictures of...
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    When do you think DOA6 will be released and what do you want to see in it

    Yes, I know. I'm talking about how I wish they would change that because it's really stupid that a down hit hits up instead of down. As for spawn...only other character I can think translating well enough might be Talim or Maxi. but goddamn Spawn was stylish!
  5. Argentus

    The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

    Right over your head.
  6. Argentus

    The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

    The aggressive wording is what makes people mistake you for hostile. The joke behind Marie Rose being Swedish Chef comes from a LOT of pages ago, the joke first came up when we were wondering what she'd talk like, when all we knew was that she was swedish.
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    The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

    I am going to be homeless after next friday in order to save money for a deposit on an apartment. I don't know how long it will take. But I SHALL RETURN. STRONGER THAN EVER. ((because I'll be outside a lot, you see, instead of sitting inside at the computer)) On the Swedish Chef. Ever...
  8. Argentus

    The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

    Wrong again! what you are describing is a word being vulgar, and stupid people enjoying that. Much like how most comedy nowadays is just dick jokes. What Swedish Chef embodies is a word being inherently silly. People love good old fashioned silly fun. Muppets, Monty Python, etc.
  9. Argentus

    The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

    You lack a soul. Got it. The joke is that the word Bork sounds funny. That's pretty much it. So, anyone else just fuckin hate when people try to act/talk tough after getting a win, when they were just using gen fu or fucking sarah, the most broken fucking characters? Its only people...
  10. Argentus

    The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

    Not sure on details, but I do know it varies. It's mostly just hands though.
  11. Argentus

    The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

    I plan on putting eyeholes under the bowtie.
  12. Argentus

    The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

    muppet hands are people hands. I'd need a volunteer to work the muppet's head though. Only two hands lol.
  13. Argentus

    The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

    oh my god. funny thought. I want to start going to tournaments. JUST to main Marie Rose. JUST to show up AS the swedish chef, maining Marie Rose. And I don't mean a costume. full Muppet. "Good games, man!" "Bork bork!" *muppetwalk off*
  14. Argentus

    Media Photo sharing thread

    i seriously think that TN should just have us do the promotional screenshots for their games from now on! And one of my favorites, a simple one.
  15. Argentus

    The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

    Depends on my sleep levels. I though thought it was hilarious. but since I came back to "Alert! you have 30+ likes!" i'd guess a few others found it funny, too lol. .....that cat looks more like it sat on a lego brick than trying to do a sarcastic laugh.
  16. Argentus

    DOA5U wanted Costumes

    The second one actually looks rather nice, literally minus the torso segment. Town down the details? Fuck no, CRANK EM UP! That stuff should be on the torso too, underneath the gold trim she's wearing now! The first one just looks like a victorian street hooker. Nope, Bryan Fury WINS the...
  17. Argentus

    The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

    SO. how did everyone enjoying coming back to Borkie Rose? I was so out of my mind last night lol.
  18. Argentus

    The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

    its mostly a joke on how her outfits are handmedowns on other characters, but much like my theory of her being Leon's daughter, i ran with it because it made more sense the more I thought about it. C8 - Tina C9 - Hitomi C10 - Bass C11 - Bunnies C13 - Ayane C15 - Santa! C18 - such a missed...
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    The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

    I firmly believe, that it should be a tournament standard rule, that anyone who mains Marie Rose, be only allowed to talk in Borks for the duration of their participation in the tournament. To little, and far, far, too late. The only thing Marie Rose is allowed to dress up as now, is the...
  20. Argentus

    The DOA5U "Casual" thread. ^__^

    I already see Mila as the local cosplay girl. What with already wearing the outfits of multiple other characters lol. Plus is she had traded with Lisa in the racetrack girls pack, I could totally see her rockin a Kamen Rider outfit!
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