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Sagittarius

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Omegan Eckhart said:
I'm gonna say she was talking about bust sizes. Adding all the ladies together they did lose an awful lot...
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Well, I've always theorized that her huge-ass bow was strategically implemented to balance out her weight-distribution so she didn't tip over. Now that she went down a few cup sizes, it allows her to downgrade to a hair accessory that doesn't case her to take flight when a gust of wind comes up.

Win-win.

Obviously she was talking about the loss of her totally-radical 80s bangs.
 
CyberEvil

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The reason I said the lyrics make no sense was already discussed so I'm not going over it again. I personally do not like the song (only talking about the one we've heard before) and don't think it fits. At all. I won't apologize for any of that.
 
Rikuto

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Sagittarius said:
Well, I've always theorized that her huge-ass bow was strategically implemented to balance out her weight-distribution so she didn't tip over. Now that she went down a few cup sizes, it allows her to downgrade to a hair accessory that doesn't case her to take flight when a gust of wind comes up.

Win-win.

Obviously she was talking about the loss of her totally-radical 80s bangs.
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While I am indeed an advocate for more reasonable cup sizes (more than a handful is a waste and all that) I must protest such snide criticism of the bangs.

I mean, comn.... bangs! Who doesn't like bangs?
 
Batcommander

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Sagittarius said:
Well, I've always theorized that her huge-ass bow was strategically implemented to balance out her weight-distribution so she didn't tip over. Now that she went down a few cup sizes, it allows her to downgrade to a hair accessory that doesn't case her to take flight when a gust of wind comes up.

Win-win.

Obviously she was talking about the loss of her totally-radical 80s bangs.
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Honestly, the only reason i wanted to see Helena was to see how they reinterpreted those crazy ass bangs . . .
 
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They made this game look 10x more real than it actually did lol
 
Rikuto

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Batcommander said:
Honestly, the only reason i wanted to see Helena was to see how they reinterpreted those crazy ass bangs . . .
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I know. What if, instead of hang'n and bang'n like a bang normally would, they were like... curly. Yea. Or maybe split.

Maybe she had a bow hanging from her bangs. Maybe she could have been a unibanger. Possibilities, man.
 
Sagittarius

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Rikuto said:
While I am indeed an advocate for more reasonable cup sizes (more than a handful is a waste and all that) I must protest such snide criticism of the bangs.

I mean, comn.... bangs! Who doesn't like bangs?
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Hey, I said they were "totally-radical," that's not.. Okay, fine.
She already had a propeller strapped to the back of her head, she didn't need forehead wings. Though I kind of wish she still had them, just so I could pretend she was a member of an 80s hairband in order to justify that spandexy-leather pirate-couture she seems to love.

..Nobody in here is a Helena fan, right? Right?? :eek:
 
Batcommander

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Rikuto said:
I know. What if, instead of hang'n and bang'n like a bang normally would, they were like... curly. Yea. Or maybe split.

Maybe she had a bow hanging from her bangs. Maybe she could have been a unibanger. Possibilities, man.
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I'd kill for a unibang that covered one eye. Helena should go full on 80's or at least have an 80's alt.

Or maybe no bangs, and a pony tail to the side? Now i'm getting ahead of myself . . . .
 
Dr. Teeth

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If by "full on 80's" you mean shave the sides of her head and have a giant mohawk, then yes.

EDIT: Give her an all denim alt. And a Twisted Sister T-Shirt.
 
Xion

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Omegan Eckhart said:
I was thinking a bald patch where her ponytail once resided but another face, perhaps her old face could be the case.
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What do you mean once resided?

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